Dinosaur Crucifixion The True Story Of Jesus

Dinosaur Crucifixion

There is confusion among people about the ‘Dinosaur Crucifixion’, the story of Jesus. He was in fact a dinosaur wrangler and, in his time, considered one of the finest. He was skilled at capturing, training, and, for many, was most famous as a BBQ Pit master.

Dinosaurs had many uses at the time in agriculture for pulling plows, transportation. By far the most popular thing to do with dinosaurs besides riding them was to have them on a spit ready for a barbecue.

Dinosaur Crucifixion

One day, Jesus was out riding on his favourite dinosaur. He began to show off to his friends and became overly enthusiastic. Trying to impress other dinosaur riders with his stunts, he went far too close to the edge of the earth and fell off. Everyone was sad about the death of such a popular man.

Earth being flat, Jesus, and his dinosaur companions, would be doomed to fall everlastingly through space.

Fortunately for Jesus, he was swallowed by a giant dinosaur bird because he was shrouded by the holy bubble and protected by the dinosaur stomach juice.

Dinosaur Crucifixion

Now we come to the part of the story about his resurrection where he is invested with greatness. Falling off the world has a death sentence, but a giant pterodactyl-like creature was flaying by and swallowed him. Rather than being sent to the stomach of the beast by some amazing, it must be a miracle, which at this time was not a concept, that did not exist. He was not digested by the acids in the stomach; he was transferred into an egg, saved by the holy bubble. To the surprise of all the people, he was resurrected from her egg three days later, to the joy of all.