How Birds Died By Waking Up A Penis

The birds come out to sing in the morning sun

Story Gun Goo Kills Four Birds For Awakeing

Two flay down to the window Tap, tap, Tap, Tap.

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Up late at night, sleeping tight,

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Wakes up anger kill, kill, kill.

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Anger in his brain kill, kill, kill.

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Prepare for dinner. Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum!

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Finally, some use for that annoying sun: cook, cook, cook

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Brain is calm again, as he lays in the sun, belly full, no more care for this day.

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